I look my best after an entire hair and makeup team has spent hours perfecting me. When do I feel my best? When I haven`t looked in a mirror for days, and I`m doing things that make me happy.
THE DOLPHIN
Can we appreciate on how dramatic hamsters can be?
i am dolphin
THE HAMSTERS
That german shepard is a drama queen.
that last hamster I cannot
i tried to think of my best memories from 2012 and then i realized they were mostly related to tv shows
- Dean: that son of a bitch
- Dean in front of Ghostfacers cameras: that motherfucking asshole fuck you fucker fuck shit

How I feel when trying to compliment someone via an Ask.
How I feel every time I talk to someone new.
This defines my tumblr experience.
this defines my every attempt at socializing
same
this is literally so accurate it hurts
just because i don’t follow u back doesn’t mean i think u have a shitty blog. you might just have posts/fandoms/stuff i don’t really want on my dash. and hey, that’s fine. it’s YOUR tumblr you’re here for you and that’s goodgreatawesome
but please don’t think me not following you back means i hate u 5ever and that u can never inbox me or reply to my posts or follow me on twitter or something b/c that is not what it means at all
whenever i lose a follower i just wonder
what was the final straw
